Behind the Burner 2.5

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 06/22/2018 at 14:35 • Filed to: Behind the Burner

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What do we know so far?

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

They are not Dr Zoidberg, Pistol Whipped Cream, Grindintosecond, Garagemonkee, Huzer, CRider or JKM.

Their name is on the title of one car, a Saab 9-3 sedan. They do not drive it daily, it is not on blocks, they are not actively restoring it to a former glory or improved version of itself, they have written about this car on Oppositelock, it makes a neat wooshing sound. It is used as a DD for their spouse.

The vehicle they daily is a blue 4wd Tacoma. It is not a company truck and they paid for it themselves.

They have a Triumph motorcycle.

The fastest way figure out their identity isn’t through a common 4 door sedan or pickup.

They own another distinct type of vehicle that no one has asked about.

They are not a veterinarian

They got fast food l ast week. Maybe Monday. They did not eat in their vehicle.  

Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious > CalzoneGolem 06/14/2018 at 10:05

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This gif is missing the second line, so I shall add it. “Stupid! Absolutely stupid.”

I am an Asian American and I laugh at the “Supplies!” joke every time I watch UHF. I need to get this on DVD.

Future next gen S2000 owner > Shour, Aloof and Obnoxious 06/14/2018 at 16:12

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What gif?

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/14/2018 at 16:18

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This one. I edited it out because we know stuff now.

Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion > CalzoneGolem 06/19/2018 at 12:12

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El_Uly...?

CalzoneGolem > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion 06/19/2018 at 12:22

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Any guesses have to be made on Reddit for it to count.

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 06/19/2018 at 14:56

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Are they a kind of cheese?

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 06/19/2018 at 15:04

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That’s a gouda question.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 06/19/2018 at 16:23

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I’m really stumped.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem 06/22/2018 at 09:53

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If it helps I’ve also found out that the 4 door sedan is a GM epsilon platform car and that the motorcycle in question is a Triumph

CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 06/22/2018 at 14:30

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I’ll make an update to this thread now. 

Xyl0c41n3 > Herr Quattro - Has a 4-motion 06/22/2018 at 14:55

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He doesn’t have a bike, AFAIK.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 06/25/2018 at 10:27

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It’s over! I’ve been had. gbodyman figured it out. I’d respond on reddit but my I nternet Explorer is having a M onday moment.

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/25/2018 at 10:31

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Just posted a completion to Oppo.

That was a good run.

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 06/25/2018 at 10:37

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I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did.

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/25/2018 at 10:40

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I’m completely unable to anticipate how these turn out ever but I really didn’t ex pect this one to take as long as it did. 

Future next gen S2000 owner > CalzoneGolem 06/25/2018 at 11:21

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It was a bit dead. That did n’t help.

CalzoneGolem > Future next gen S2000 owner 06/25/2018 at 11:34

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If people don’t get it right away they usually taper off real quick.